Britney Spears Is Bald

Now, I know that title isn't as catchy as Craig's 'Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead' post, but God, please. Someone save Britney Spears. I’m no fan. Never liked her. Think her music is ridiculous. But Lord chil’ please. Someone do something. The girl is SCREAMING FOR HELP. I saw a headline on CNN today—Britney: Cry For Help or Publicity Stunt? Please, forget the conjecture. She is so clearly lost and scared and going through a rough time that she needs some serious intervention. Now, she has made horrible choices in her life over the last however-many years, but who hasn’t? I can’t imagine all the stupid choices I’ve made in my life being constantly documented and held up forever for constant scrutiny by complete and judgemental strangers. That being said, the woman is 25. She should have grown out of it by now. God, who ever thought we’d see the day when I was defending Britney Spears?! But you know, I think it goes without saying that the girl has lost it. For crying out loud, she went to Vegas and got married to a gay man (or whoever that guy was); then married a leach and had 2 kids with him within 10 minutes of one another, and is now dealing with all of the fallout. The poor thing just needs some lovin’ from people who don’t want anything out of her. She needs to pull herself out of the limelight, go into therapy for longer than a day, and in some place that isn’t the Bahamas and TAKE CARE OF HERSELF. If she can’t do it, then someone else needs to take the wheel. Or it’s really only a matter of time before she ends up like Anna Nicole Smith. Seriously.

And that being said, I think her shaved head looks great. Too bad she didn't do it to make a statement instead of doing it 'cause she's crazy. Think impressionable young girls everywhere will now be following the cool head-shaving trend? It's "in" now, ya know?